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Garbage. Yeah, I said it.
I said that while making intimidating signs with my hands because I'm just dang tough. In a white suburban mom kind of way.
I could make rumbling with trash a "Small Thing" every single week, and there'd still be trash left over.
Oh, you wanna take this outside? Do ya? Huh? Do ya?
Yeah, I BET you do. C'mon MAKE ME!
If my son were reading this he'd tell me to never blog in trash talk again. He's quite clear in letting me know I am an embarrassment to his college sense of "cool."
Today's Small Thing is to gang up on your trash problem.
Whoop up on all those little wastebaskets in bathrooms and bedrooms that mostly contain old kleenexes and receipts, and don't get emptied regularly. It's time for a smack down. They've been riding low under the radar of the trash police, but get ready to smoke 'em out and gather up the trash for a trip to the pen.
Last time we did this, I think I counted 11 wastebaskets in my house. Baby, that's a lotta trash to crunk. Totally feels great to win this gang warfare. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Song of the Day: Lose My Soul, Toby Mac