After all, the term comes from the French "la poupe," and which parent among us hasn't been tempted to speak French when changing a diaper?
But Avast Ye! Today's Small Thing is to swab the poop deck at your house.
I love my Swiffer disposable pads for just such a nasty job. "Swab and throw" is my method of choice, especially for bathrooms.
Sweep one poop deck floor: 30 pointsDamp mop the poop deck floor: 30 points
Sweep an additional deck (any floor you choose): 30 pointsDamp mop the additional deck: 30 points
Aye, yer plunder of points could top 120 today! Better shove off and start swabbing, because an offer like this is a real treasure.