Celebrities never look as glamorous in their mug shots as they do on the red carpet.
Paris Hilton: Bad Girl.
James Brown: Do you feel good?
Jack Bauer: How DO you fit it all into 24 hours?
Shia: Too plastered to be remorseful.
Nick Nolte: Scary hair, dude.
No Comment.
And this bad boy.
This criminal finds his way all over my house. He and his frat brothers, the water glasses, like to party in front of the TV, in the bedrooms and even in the bathrooms. The kitchen counter is another one of their hangouts. Lawless bunch of loiterers. They're even bringing up a new generation of ne'er-do-wells, the sippy cups, who generally end up riding endlessly in the minivan or stuffed behind furniture.
Today's Small Thing is to be a COP and round 'em up.
POINTS: 10 for each mug, cup, glass or loose plate you bring in to get clean and sober.
Too tired? Hire your kids to be bounty hunters and find those outlaws.
How many points did you and your enforcers earn today? Here's your chance to rake them in!
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