Song Disclaimer: HomeSanctuary.com and its proprietor in no way endorse "men's shirts, short skirts," except in instances of house cleaning or any activity thereof; and in instances of flirting, enticing or otherwise seducing the Small Thing Participant's own husband. Furthermore, HomeSanctuary.com assumes no financial responsibility for the purchase of such items as lacy lingerie, dinner and movies, short skirts, thigh-high boots or slow-jam CD's as a result of listening to such lyrics. Should a pregnancy result from an evening of said "prerogative to have a little fun," HomeSanctuary.com bears no responsibility for subsequent medical or psychiatric care. Small Things Participants are fully aware of the possible outcomes of "feeling like a woman" and are free to choose whether or not to continue with today's activity.
Oh Ah Oh! You new girls probably thought this was "just" a housekeeping blog when you signed on.
Boy were YOU wrong!
Welcome to the all-inclusive Home Sanctuary, where we like to address the WHOLE gamut of what goes on at home. Cleaning and housekeeping are just a small part of creating sanctuary....so hang on!
I've always thought that a girl oughta feel like a woman, especially around her man. But somewhere between the peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches and worrying about the mortgage, it's easy for us women to forget that we were once hot babes looking to have a little fun with that guy we married. We get a little comfortable in those stained sweatpants and baggy T-shirts. A little tired at the end of a long day. We're pooped. And feeling pretty "blah."
So let's start a new month with a double-shot of feminine caffeine! A little bit of Shania can't help but get us in the mood to start feelin like a woman.
Today's Small Thing is to do something that makes you feel good being a woman! Shave your legs, add some eye-liner, wear some dangley earrings! Dig in the bottom of your drawers and come up with something lacy; so what if it's scratchy and pushes things up a little bit? And for heaven's sake, get out of the saggy sweatpants and into something cute! Spend an extra few minutes on your hair or spray on some sexay perfume. Celebrate being a woman, because it's waaay better than just being a workhorse with no sense of feminine charm.
And while you're feeling like a woman, take a deep breath and make a flirty phone call to your man! What you say is up to you....but I'll bet you can think of something real good. You could set up a date (instead of waiting for him to suggest it) or send the kids to Grandma's house for awhile. Let him know you're still the hot babe he married and you're looking to have a little fun!
POINTS: 30 for doing something that makes you feel good being a woman
BONUS POINTS: 20 for flirting just a little bit, take 30 for flirting outrageously, any way you like!
60 points max...what a way to earn some big points
What are you doing to feel like a woman today? I'm shaving my legs....:)
